Dec
4th
Thu
4th
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Crystals - “Then He Kissed Me”
I offered my favorite hometown/hardcore band $100 cash to cover this song live and I think I’m gonna have to start bargaining with vicodin if they put up a fight. Here’s how I imagine it going down:
1. Jamie angrily refuses said request flat out.
2. Everyone else follows suit except for Funds, who just laughs at what an asshole I am.
3. Eli says nothing for a while and then turns to the group, “You know, it’s a hundred bucks.”
4. Neil agrees/shrugs: “And vicodin.”
5. [Funds half-heartedly sleepwalks the lead, palm-mutes a gallop]
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