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My friend Mike came out today

I’m proud of him. I once talked with him on the record for the day job and now regret this portion of the interview:

16. When was the last time you had sex?
The last time was years ago. I can’t even begin to…I don’t know.

Just set the scene. Candles?
Define sex.

Vaginal.
I was born in 1977. The last time I saw a vagina was 1977.

It’s revealing in retrospect but more an error on my part. My definition of sex is really not so Clintonian - I don’t know what I was thinking/going for. My apologies to all non-vaginal sex havers and have-nots and haver-ers or whatever.